my best wishes

my best wishes

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions
of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006,
but not without due respect for the calendars of choice
of other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to
the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these
terms. This greeting is not subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration
to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the
wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
herself or himself or others, is void where prohibited
by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected
within the usual application of good tidings for a
period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."